X : And you are a ... :?
Me : Software Professional.. :-)
X : And for how many months you've been working ?
Me : (Oh I look so young ?) No, actually for more than 2 and a half years!
X : 2-and-a-half-years ??
Me : Ahem, Say almost 2 years.
X : What the hell ? You've been a Cyber Slave, for more than 2 years by now ???
Me : (Cyber Slave ??!!%$^&#) Huh! Huh! :'(